Avery-Cuthbert split

Ah...Sean Avery and Elisha Cuthbert split. That is so tragic. Rumors are Avery was trying to get funky with Paris Hilton but Paris wanted nothing to do with the bad guy because she is Cuthbert's friend.
I personally couldn't give a shit. But at least millions of guys can now renew their sexual fantasies of a single Cuthbert and wish they had a chance with her.
I'm off to watch paint dry, because quite frankly it's more entertaining and worthy of my attention.

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