Friday, August 11, 2006

CAPTION CONTEST #3

What the hell is Ken Hitchcock thinking here?
Give your most insane thoughts on the matter!

The winner of the last caption test with Brodeur and Lamoriello was probably Earl with the 'cap-friendly hepatitis pills' statement!
R/C's bondage idea was good as well!

Have fun!

23 Comments:

At August 11, 2006 at 1:36 AM , Blogger reality check said...

Ooh, several ideas all at once, talk about jamming the cranium!

1- Should I tell Clarkie I got cancer...aw f*ck it!

2- Wonder if anyone notices my tie got caught in the shredder.

3- Hmm! Carter and Desjardins are looking away in opposite directions. Wonder if their heads will bonk if I taps 'em both on the inside shoulders?

 
At August 11, 2006 at 4:43 AM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

Wow, I think #1 is already the winner (hilarious!), with #3 getting an honorable mention for calling Recchi 'Desjardins'.

 
At August 11, 2006 at 5:04 AM , Blogger reality check said...

Shit ...you're right! And I thought it was Carter I'd be wrong on. (I probably am too) Not the first time Recchi and Dejardins have been exchanged.

 
At August 11, 2006 at 5:11 AM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

You probably are wrong on Carter also, as I doubt he played with Recchi, but I can't tell ya the right answer on that one.

The only significant difference between Recchi and Desjardins is that only one of them has shown the decency to retire already.

 
At August 11, 2006 at 8:41 AM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

"I can't believe they took away my children's show."

 
At August 11, 2006 at 8:48 AM , Blogger Hodge said...

I get so fucking hungry when we play Detroit...Mmmmm I love wings.

 
At August 11, 2006 at 9:02 AM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

Jesus, neither of these guys know where the puck is. What, are concussions contagious?

 
At August 11, 2006 at 10:50 AM , Blogger KINGOFHEARTS said...

Maybe Dallas will take me back...

 
At August 11, 2006 at 10:59 AM , Blogger KINGOFHEARTS said...

I wonder if the grass is greener at OLN?

 
At August 11, 2006 at 11:13 AM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

"Is that a growth on Recchi's neck? Oh gad it is! Maybe if I stop looking at it it will go away!"

 
At August 11, 2006 at 12:47 PM , Blogger reality check said...

I vote for the Captain Kangooroo reference by Tapeleg..I'm rotf.
Mr. Green Jeans is Ted Nugent's (Cat Scratch Fever) father.

 
At August 11, 2006 at 1:23 PM , Blogger Hodge said...

Player #1: "what did you say to him to get him so pissed"??

Player #2: all I said was..."perhaps you're bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge".

 
At August 11, 2006 at 1:33 PM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

"These guys better start hustling or else I'm gonna stick my foot in their crease!"

"Hey, guys. Scoot over. My belly's getting kind of crowded over here."

"Hey Hamburger! Get me another Umberger! Oh, you know what I mean..."

 
At August 11, 2006 at 1:39 PM , Blogger Hodge said...

Earl gets my vote for the burger one. lmao

 
At August 11, 2006 at 6:13 PM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

Why is that kid taunting me? I hate him. Hate him, hate him, hate him. I hate that kid.

 
At August 11, 2006 at 7:10 PM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Umberger wins so far! But everyone is good though. I'll put some Morgan's down my throat tonight and we'll see what spews out!

 
At August 11, 2006 at 7:46 PM , Anonymous alanah said...

"I should NEVER take laxatives in the afternoons..."

 
At August 11, 2006 at 8:36 PM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

Z- Got a fresh bottle of Morgans? Also, does the sidebar at JAHL look better now?

 
At August 11, 2006 at 10:12 PM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

"I should have never eaten that forth Cinnabon"

 
At August 11, 2006 at 10:35 PM , Anonymous megmegmeg said...

1. They're right. I do look like Captain Kangaroo on the Jumbotron.

2. I wonder how I would look in vertical stripes?

3. I hate Gary Glitter.

 
At August 12, 2006 at 4:13 AM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

"Also, does the sidebar at JAHL look better now?"

Sorry Tapeleg, not yet. Your post body looks way too wide for the sidebar to even have a chance to fit in there.

Caption: "Ah damn it, Getty caught me playing pocket pool again!"

"Sloppy Joes, Slop Sloppy Joes. Sloppy Joes, Slop Sloppy Joes."

"What does that sign say up there...'Have another cheesburger Hitchcock you fat a-' Why that son of a...!"

Hitchcock to himself "Frick! That was supposed to be just a fart. Ah geez, the last time this happened to me was in grade school." Recchi could barely stand the stench. But not wanting to jump on the ice and risk a too many men penalty, he grabbed the smelling salts.

 
At August 12, 2006 at 5:24 AM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

Z - Should be good now.

"I can tell those blogger bastards are laughing at me."

 
At August 12, 2006 at 2:58 PM , Blogger reality check said...

I found a great pick for a caption. It's real lewd and made for hockey fans. Come check it out, and be as vile as you wanna be lol.

 

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