Friday, August 04, 2006

CAPTION CONTEST #2

It's Friday, and time for another installment of our hugely successful caption contest. Last week ended in a tie, so the first prize Jovonoski Jersey was torn in two and sent to the winners.
This weeks first prize is a pair of hockey tickets to the Prince George Cougers(WHL) home and home series, Feb 19/20th, 2006.

Good luck.

16 Comments:

At August 4, 2006 at 9:04 AM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

Lou: Look, kid, we like you, but we need cap space. There's no harder job for a GM...

 
At August 4, 2006 at 9:21 AM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

"I don't care about what happened to Garth Snow on the Island.

You're the netminder and I'm the G.M.

Oh, and by the way, have you taken your cap-friendly Hepatitis pills yet?"

 
At August 4, 2006 at 9:36 AM , Anonymous Hodge said...

I know it only looks like a mole, but I'd get it checked out if I was you!!

 
At August 4, 2006 at 10:18 AM , Blogger -Beaner- said...

You guys are slacking, anyone care to post about Noronen???

 
At August 4, 2006 at 10:23 AM , Blogger Hodge said...

You should have made that your caption...
Lou, did here Noronen's playing in Russia this year??? LMAO

 
At August 4, 2006 at 11:11 AM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Brodeur thinks to himself: "holy crap, I can see my reflection on top of Lou's cabbage! Come to think of it, I'm one sexy devil, ah oui oui oui!"

 
At August 4, 2006 at 3:58 PM , Blogger Temujin said...

"Don't look now Lou, but I think Scott Gomez just threw out his back doing cartwheels after his arbitration hearing!"

 
At August 4, 2006 at 4:49 PM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Sleek=mean! Hepatitis pills?? hahaha

 
At August 4, 2006 at 4:50 PM , Blogger reality check said...

"Soon as Elias turns away, quick now, rub my head for luck!"

 
At August 4, 2006 at 9:28 PM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Behind that bald head lies the mind of a ....cheap son of a bitch!
************
Halfway through the conversation, Lou quickly turns his head and thinks: "Holy Hell! Does he kiss his mother with stinky mouth?"
Lou then awkwardly pulls a lint covered breath mint out of his pockets and hands it to Martin.
************

 
At August 4, 2006 at 9:33 PM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

The game was pathetic, the Devils had lost 8-0 to the new and improved Panthers. Lou came out onto the ice to console his struggling goalie, but the words of consolation wouldn't come out. All he could do was look at the winning goaltender on the other side of the ice, thinking: "God, Belfour is good this year! I wish I had a goaltender of that calibre!"

 
At August 4, 2006 at 11:18 PM , Blogger reality check said...

I gather hallucinogenic drugs are cheap in your hood!

"Hey Lou, I got a bitch of a lawsuit on my hands. I'll sign a long term deal if you sleep with my ex-wife to give me legal leverage"

"Sure Marty, I'll subject her to the same bondage as Mogilny and Malakhov and the slut will squeal with delight, sign here!"

 
At August 4, 2006 at 11:44 PM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

LOL oh man! Leave it to RC to push the limits! Nevertheless, I laugh my ass off!

My Belfour comment was a dig at all the haters out there, esp. Hodge with his posse artwork! The drugs were cheap tho..

 
At August 5, 2006 at 12:45 AM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

Acting under the notion that the NY Islanders franchise is the worst-run operation in the NHL today, the Devils decided to 'do the opposite', a la George Costanza.

The GM will be replacing the goalie. Take that, Milbury!

 
At August 5, 2006 at 10:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were a great coach Lou, Its just...you're too fuggin ugly to be on TV that much......there I said it.

 
At August 5, 2006 at 11:59 AM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

"I can't quit you, Lou."

 

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