Jan Bulis may be moved today or tomorrow
My sources have been spamming me with emails tonight about Jan Bulis and that some teams may be interested in him. I fired all of my sources on the spot tonight and will now provide you, my faithful readers, the truth about what I think.
Bulis to Chicago (e2)
Bulis back to Montreal to save the dying Habs (e1). That may go up if he promises them another 4 goal game.
Bulis to Anaheim (e0.1) Brian Burke scoffs at Nonis' free agent signings and mutters a thousand expletives at the notion.
Bulis to ride a Dallas Stars player piggy back and then knock over Marty Turco, basically costing the Canucks a game (e5). Already done yesterday.
Bulis to be put on waivers (e3). Please God, PLEASE!
Bulis to be traded at all (e1). That may go up if a team offers more than a $50 gift certificate for Boston Pizza in return to take him off our hands.
Labels: Canucks
5 Comments:
we can only hope !!!!
seriously though, what could we possible get for him?
another player just like him?
whoop de doo !!!!
Jan Bulis to make videos for the Ultimate Canuck Fan search. He will rap into a fish eye lens with some already notorious white female teenagers, flash the east side symbol, and drink some Cristal while attending a massive pool party with Ludacris. (e5)
I was thinking that maybe he could show his love for Vancouver by standing in front of a bus on Robson Street and seeing if the impact kills him or not! :)
No padding allowed.
and to punish Bulis we put Chouinard on waivers......that will get him!!
Wow, well there goes one of 2
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