Monday, August 07, 2006

FIVE WACK HODGE'S

I was hoping to get missed, but I keep getting harrassed. So..........

1) Playing with matches, I caught our family home on fire on two different occasions when I was six years old. I ended up being a Firefighter........Irony or pyromaniac, Im not sure.

2) I was implicated as the leader in a gambling ring in the 5th grade and had my entire hockey card collection confiscated after cleaning out a kid in a card throwing game.

3) I was thirteen before I saw a pair of skates. Hard to imagine for a Canadian, I know. I played three years of hockey as a teen then took a twenty three year sabbatical before lacing em up for Beer League play. These are the main reasons I never made the NHL.

4) The first time I went to see the Canucks play, they got spanked 12-2 by the Oilers. I hate the Oilers to this day.

5) I had a guy mistake me for someone named Stu in a bar once and give me $20 bucks. I figured if Stu was the same size as me I didn't have much to worry about!!

4 Comments:

At August 7, 2006 at 5:15 p.m. , Blogger Temujin said...

Much, much better than Zany's list.

 
At August 7, 2006 at 9:27 p.m. , Blogger Zanstorm said...

It's pretty good! Can you elaborate a little more on #2??

 
At August 8, 2006 at 5:12 a.m. , Anonymous stu said...

I want my $20 bucks back, you bastard!

 
At August 8, 2006 at 2:58 p.m. , Blogger Hodge said...

I'll tell you the same thing I told Steve Kariya...." just cuz you're bigger and tougher than me, doesn't mean you'll kick my ass" lol

 

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