Wednesday, July 26, 2006

POOR DEVILS



Another one from "The Instigator" archive. Funny how timeless they seem to be!!
Poor Lou, can he actually pull something off without every other team in the NHL wanting to rob him blind??
Last year he had Elias fake Mono or something to get under the cap, so maybe there's a loophole or two in the CBA fine print??
What if Mogilny and Malahkov disappeared mysteriously?? or a boating accident?? Hmmm

13 Comments:

At July 26, 2006 at 9:44 p.m. , Blogger reality check said...

And Lou looks like he belongs on the Soprano's too. His phone ought to be ringing 24/7 now!

BTW- finally got you guys linked! Computer script ain't my thing, but I'm learning. Now, how to axe that banner and get one that rocks!

 
At July 27, 2006 at 12:17 a.m. , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

Yeah, I think Elias's deal states that he has to contract Hepatitis A each fall to let Mogilny play, then just to show up around Christmas to get the team into the playoffs.

 
At July 27, 2006 at 8:41 a.m. , Blogger Hodge said...

I hear yah, R/C. Just gotta wipe the right side of that banner off and mirror the left....Presto.

 
At July 27, 2006 at 8:53 a.m. , Blogger Hodge said...

I think Earl hit the nail on the head.

TREATMENT FOR HEPATITIS A:

There is no specific treatment for Hepatitis A. Sufferers are advised to rest, avoid alcohol, eat a well-balanced diet, and stay hydrated. Approximately 15% of people diagnosed with Hepatitis A may experience a symptomatic relapse for up to NINE months after contracting the disease.

I smell relapse!!!!!!! lol

 
At July 27, 2006 at 9:16 a.m. , Anonymous Zanstorm said...

Maybe RC was referring to getting one of his own headers....
Sundin on any banner is a good thing!

 
At July 27, 2006 at 9:57 a.m. , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Earl, was there any pictures of a sick Elias last season? Unless I find a pic of a bed-ridden Elias, I just may believe your conspiracy theory! heheh

 
At July 27, 2006 at 11:01 a.m. , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

You know what? I've never seen any photos either. All I know is that Gomez described a sickened Elias as 'pencil-thin' or 'pencil-yellow' or something like that.

It seems if it were that striking, somebody would take a photo, no? Just for the Masterson publicity, if nothing else.

 
At July 27, 2006 at 11:01 a.m. , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

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At July 27, 2006 at 11:13 a.m. , Blogger reality check said...

Courtesy of Ice Chips: Devils GM Lou Lamoriello said he expects Alexander Mogilny to compete for a job in training camp and he has apparently talked Vladimir Malakhov into coming back and reporting to training camp. Their combined $7.1 million cap figure will count whether they are on the team or not, so the Devils want them on the roster.

This makes sense. Play 'em then trade 'em!

 
At July 27, 2006 at 11:15 a.m. , Blogger Zanstorm said...

you betcha! But it will still be tough to sign Martin and Gionta, no?

 
At July 27, 2006 at 11:16 a.m. , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Masterson publicity = LOL!!

 
At July 27, 2006 at 9:19 p.m. , Blogger reality check said...

You mean like picture's of Koivu's shaved head and Berard's dead eye?

 
At July 28, 2006 at 1:07 a.m. , Blogger Zanstorm said...

yup! EXACTLY!!!

 

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