Heatley was injured / No parade in Anaheim

The Ottawa Sun has heard from a source that Dany Heatley was suffering from a pulmonary contusion and bruised ribs in the Finals. Aha! And the excuses begin!

The Ducks will not hold a Stanley Cup parade, reports the Sun. Instead they will host an "official fan celebration" in front of the Honda Center on Saturday night. Free hotdogs will be served. Apparently Mickey Mouse is running the beer gardens and Minnie Mouse is getting laid.

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