Jingle Pucks
Jingle pucks
Naslund sucks
Mitchell's overpaid
The Sedins
Are not that mean
And Burrows just got laid.....
OUT!
Jingle pucks
T.O. sucks
Peca broke his leg
Antropov
Is a jerk off
And they gotta trade McCabe
I feel better already....
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I just shot egg nog through my nose all over my keyboard.
Great Poem!
Hey I got the chorus!
Skating on his ass,
That blue and white fuckup,
Over the net shots go
He'll never hoist the Cup
Those Habs fans with their mugs
Making spirits rise
Picking on Leafs fans
Laughing all the way
Ha Ha Ha
Jingle jerk
Saku's hurt
Samsonov is lame
Signing all those injury prones
Is going to make them pay
hey!
Skating up the ice
With Kovalev by his side
Tucker hits him hard
Hello stretcher ride!
Kovalev reacts
Hits Tucker in the back
McCreary gives him 10 and a game
Leafs' powerplay attacks!
whoa!
LOL Trouble is, none of it has or will happen!
Well maybe Samsonov and Aebischer could use their own suckometer from time to time!
How was your holidays? I picked up a bunch of primo hockey books - how about you?
Bwahahahaha! Please, please keep going. I need this to get me through the workday.
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