Monday, December 25, 2006

Jingle Pucks

Jingle pucks
Naslund sucks
Mitchell's overpaid
The Sedins
Are not that mean
And Burrows just got laid.....

Jingle pucks
T.O. sucks
Peca broke his leg
Is a jerk off
And they gotta trade McCabe

I feel better already....


At December 25, 2006 at 3:55 p.m. , Blogger Temujin said...

I just shot egg nog through my nose all over my keyboard.

Great Poem!

At December 26, 2006 at 12:12 a.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I got the chorus!

Skating on his ass,
That blue and white fuckup,
Over the net shots go
He'll never hoist the Cup
Those Habs fans with their mugs
Making spirits rise
Picking on Leafs fans
Laughing all the way
Ha Ha Ha

At December 26, 2006 at 12:51 p.m. , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Jingle jerk
Saku's hurt
Samsonov is lame
Signing all those injury prones
Is going to make them pay

At December 26, 2006 at 12:57 p.m. , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Skating up the ice
With Kovalev by his side
Tucker hits him hard
Hello stretcher ride!
Kovalev reacts
Hits Tucker in the back
McCreary gives him 10 and a game
Leafs' powerplay attacks!

At December 26, 2006 at 8:07 p.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL Trouble is, none of it has or will happen!

Well maybe Samsonov and Aebischer could use their own suckometer from time to time!

How was your holidays? I picked up a bunch of primo hockey books - how about you?

At December 28, 2006 at 3:18 p.m. , Blogger margee said...

Bwahahahaha! Please, please keep going. I need this to get me through the workday.


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