Friday, September 08, 2006

MATS SUNDIN PARTY CAPTION CONTEST


Tre Kronor droppet ishockeyforbundets middag i natt. I stedet la Mats Sundin et par hundre tusen kroner på bordet - og ordnet fest på et av Stockholms hippeste diskoteker.

Unless someone can translate Swedish then I don't know what party this is that Mats Sundin is attending!
The winner of the last Caption Contest with Darcy Tucker headbutting the post was Beaner with her pickle turd comment.
But once again there were alot of great captions put out there.
This one, like the Canucks' 06-07 season, could go many different ways. Have fun!

26 Comments:

At September 8, 2006 at 6:29 AM , Blogger reality check said...

Ok, I know he's not holding up a receipt for a grocery list - but I'm going with it anyway!


"Jeez, I shoulda known better than to trust Belfour with this! Look at the charges. I'm never hiring a hooker for my old man's birthday party ever again!"

 
At September 8, 2006 at 8:06 AM , Blogger Temujin said...

A literal translation can be had here, you'll have to change the default translation setting to "swedish to english". The result is rather clunky, but it will give you an idea about Stockholm's hippest bar-hopper.

 
At September 8, 2006 at 8:29 AM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Thanks, G, but the link doesn't work.

 
At September 8, 2006 at 8:33 AM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Mats: Hey everybody, gather round! Check out the present I just got for my dad!

 
At September 8, 2006 at 10:00 AM , Blogger Hodge said...

Girl to old man: "can you teach me how you pour a beer into a glass with only one hand"

 
At September 8, 2006 at 10:02 AM , Blogger Hodge said...

Girl to old man: "Mats thinks it's me grabbing his ass, but it's that little queer guy beside him."

 
At September 8, 2006 at 10:48 AM , Anonymous Tapeleg said...

Sundin's impromptu ballet kept a thirsty Zan (seen lower right corner) from his beloved Captain (Morgans).

 
At September 8, 2006 at 11:33 AM , Blogger reality check said...

"I've had it up to here with midgets!"

 
At September 8, 2006 at 11:35 AM , Blogger Hodge said...

Anyone wanna see the gigantic nose goblin I just picked....

 
At September 8, 2006 at 3:00 PM , Blogger -Beaner- said...

Sundin to camera man- "Hey, if I pose like this, and you take my picture, I bet some hockey know-it-alls that run a silly blog will use this for a stupid caption contest!"

 
At September 8, 2006 at 3:03 PM , Blogger -Beaner- said...

Sundin- "Give me a tutu and I'll do my ballerina dance for you."

 
At September 8, 2006 at 3:18 PM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

(woman whispering to old man just before he passes away from excessive laughter)

"Geez, if he takes this long to tell the story about his gold medal, think how bad it would be if he won the Stanley Cup."

 
At September 8, 2006 at 3:19 PM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

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At September 8, 2006 at 3:24 PM , Anonymous grey wall said...

Woman to old man: he's lying. i've seen it. its not that big.

 
At September 8, 2006 at 3:53 PM , Blogger Tapeleg said...

"I will do the Russian dance for you!"

 
At September 8, 2006 at 4:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Over here guys, the blond's letting guys look down her dress while she licks their ear for $5.00 bucks!"

 
At September 8, 2006 at 7:59 PM , Blogger predguy37 said...

Sundin - "Hey everybody, Anna Nicole Smith is here."

 
At September 8, 2006 at 8:05 PM , Blogger Temujin said...

Sorry 'bout the shitty link earlier.

Try here:

http://www.systransoft.com/index.html

 
At September 8, 2006 at 8:32 PM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

"Ugh. This is the worst Mats Sundin party yet.

Is he going to do that stupid parlor trick again, where he makes the Leafs' cup chances disappear?"

 
At September 8, 2006 at 8:33 PM , Blogger Earl Sleek said...

"It's kind of pathetic, really.

He keeps hugging the spot where Pat Quinn used to be."

 
At September 8, 2006 at 11:07 PM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Earl..enough of that Leaf hate! You KNOW that the Leafs have more heart...period.
If only the Ducks had as much heritage.

 
At September 8, 2006 at 11:09 PM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Woman to old man: Hey that's Mats Sundin!
Mats: C'mon, all the Leaf fans up here for a square dance! Any Leaf fans here in Stockholm? No?? Godammit, I'll just dance by myself then!

 
At September 9, 2006 at 12:03 AM , Blogger reality check said...

Mats: "Waiter, oh garcon, I ordered a round a half hour ago. I just won a gold medal with Team Sweden, I'm captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs, godamnit! Can I get some decent service?"

Midget seated to his left: "Mats! Chill out! You're in Nashville. Noboby gives any flying squirrel crap who you are!"

 
At September 9, 2006 at 9:04 PM , Anonymous megmegmeg said...

Sundin, in the voice of the Sweedish Chef, "Horky Dorky Brewski, mork, mork, mork."

 
At September 10, 2006 at 12:06 AM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

HAHA! I love the Swedish Chef! I really miss the Muppet Show....

Sundin:"Hey everyone, my old man has found himself a new woman! Drinks are on the house!

 
At September 10, 2006 at 10:19 AM , Blogger Ingmar "W" Bergman said...

"I, the mighty Skeletor finally killed He-Man!"

 

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