Wednesday, September 06, 2006

CANUCKS FIND REPLACEMENT FOR CARTER


Yes, it's Rasta Man Matt Cooke! All last season Matt was begging the coach to be the third Sedin, but Anson Carter, the Dark Knight couldn't be stopped, and Coach Crow kept telling him that he wasn't cool enough to play with the sisters. Desperation set in. The Canucks missed the playoffs. And Cooke had all spring and summer to grow his hair out, skip showers completely, and get dreadlocks. Now Canuck fans will cheer loudly for the White Knight, as even new coach Alain Vigneault has been heard saying "Yah Mon!" and hasn't really felt like working, but rather banging on a drum all day.


Photoshop image created by Hodge
Post by Zanstorm

4 Comments:

At September 6, 2006 at 8:19 AM , Blogger Hodge said...

You've got it wrong dude. Cooke's getting cleaned up for the top line and Bulis is growing some hair. Unfortunately he's starting from a chromer, so don't expect to see the dreads till xmas.

 
At September 6, 2006 at 8:22 AM , Blogger Temujin said...

I think Borje Salming needs to be photoshopped next.

Running the till at IKEA.

 
At September 6, 2006 at 9:19 AM , Blogger Zanstorm said...

Hell of an idea!

 
At September 6, 2006 at 10:58 AM , Blogger Hodge said...

I'm on it

 

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